Invite Jared to your Dinner Party?

Jared will make a toast regardless of occasion.

Looks Presentable

Does he actually say things or just pose with a microphone? This is unclear. Regardless, he definitely looks the part.

Is Super Affordable

Jared will appear at your dinner party pro bono. (Exceptions for events promoting fringe beliefs - contact for rates)

Promotes Diversity

A wide variety of perspectives and backgrounds is key for a successful dinner party. Missing a Jewish white guy?? Jared can be yours.

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