Does he actually say things or just pose with a microphone? This is unclear. Regardless, he definitely looks the part.
Is Super Affordable
Jared will appear at your dinner party pro bono. (Exceptions for events promoting fringe beliefs - contact for rates)
Promotes Diversity
A wide variety of perspectives and backgrounds is key for a successful dinner party. Jared will say some things you've never heard before - things you may never want to hear again.