Honorable mention to Jared the Galleria of Jewelry. I went to buy Jared.com when I was five and learned there was a random Jewelry company that had the same name as me. Years later they decided to increase their marketing budget and practically turned my name into a meme. Also, the founder's name isn't even Jared... its Henry Shaw. Between that and there being a famous "Jared Diamond", who doesn't even work in the jewelry industry, I'm not sure what to believe anymore.